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The second time, I was doing it much more casually, going on every few days when I was stuck on the bus or in a particularly long bathroom line, and just seeing what was out there. And of course, this sporadic perusing was all it took for a guy in my very small, very tight knit, journalism class of 15 to find my profile, screenshot it, and post it to our group Facebook page. I know because I scroll past people I know in real life every day, as evidenced by that dude in my journalism class finding me because he was on Tinder too.

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Cougar is another term that needs to go. We have in no way lowered our standards. It actually may get you sent directly to a block list because we want a quality partner and not someone firing off pictures of their equipment to total strangers. If someone asks for them, fine. I can honestly say that I went on a date where the guy practically interviewed me to be the stepmom for his kid.

It was a first date. If they say no, respect that. There is little more embarrassing than having to explain to a potential date that our budget may extend to supporting ourselves and our kids but might not cover the cost of a sitter for a night out. Doing engineering, 1st year. Still ignoring my question Me: I've my parents, a brother and a sister. Related Questions What is the most embarrassing thing you did while asleep? What was your most embarrassing situation while in bed?

What was your most embarrassing moment on a date? What is your most embarrassing moment while staying in hostel? What was your most embarrassing moment while running? What is the most embarrassing date you've had? Were you embarrassed to use online dating pre-Tinder? What is your most embarrassing incident while under the influence? What is your most embarrassing moment while travelling? What is the most embarrassing moment while sleeping?

What was your most embarrassing moment while camping? What was your most embarrassing moment while driving? He sold some dabs to her friend who turned out to be an informant.

While still gross, pee is sterile. So at a bacterial level you got some salt water with a few extra proteins. I always thought piss and chicken noodle soup tasted similar.

I fucking hate chicken noodle soup. You might be making your broth wrong if that's the case. Next time try chicken stock as a base instead of pissing in a soup pot. I actually met up with him and his current partner with my current partner recently. I was deepthroating an ex, he pushed my head down and I gagged, then continued gagging until I puked all over the floor, in my embarrassment and panic I went to run away, ended up slipping and falling naked in my puke.

Its weird how women will feel embarrassed for throwing up on a dick after being forced down onto it repeatedly. I like giving head, just not throwing up I'm just thankful my boyfriend understands so he knows not to push my head down too much. I'm afraid of gagging. Mine was in college I am just really chilly and need a scarf wrapped around the lower half of my face in September in Delaware.

Oh god, I was with a guy recently who liked things a bit rough. Cool, that's great, but I warned him that I bruise suuuuuuuuper easily, so be careful with visible skin. I ended up with an earlobe hickey. I was out processing from the military at the time, so I had to be in uniform with my hair in a bun so no hiding it with hair or big earrings walking around to all the administrative offices.

I lied and said I had an allergic reaction to my earring. My boyfriend gave me a hickie on my neck once. Luckily my shirt collars just about covered it.

I was giving him a blow jobh, and right as he came he shoved my head down. My husband works out of town. He is gone for two weeks and comes home for a week.

He is definitely "ready to go" when he gets home. So day he comes home we're having middle of the day sex and he's doing me doggy style. I have an ample ass so there is that wonderful slapping noise as he's thrusting. My 3 year old who was down stairs comes up and starts knocking on our bedroom door. She says "what's going on in there?

This is why we usually wait until the kids go to bed. Also my husband does not hit me. I don't know where that came from in her mind. Wait until the little one tells that around in kindergarden. Lots of misunderstandings incomming My life has been misunderstandings and awkward moments. My kids tell people inappropriate things all the time. I'm kinda used to it and just laugh at it. Was having sex with this guy who was pretty small.

He would put on a condom but he was so small that the condom would stay inside me as he pumped away. I never complained or said anything, just let it be. I wish I could say yes, but he used too much teeth. We only dated for a few months until we realized we were rebounds for each other.

He used too much teeth? I have to assume you are referring to oral and if so, how much is the right amount of teeth? Years ago, while I was still living at home with my parents, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob in my bedroom and to avoid a mess, he came in my mouth and I swallowed.

Right after, I burped and ended up projectile vomiting with most of it landing on his dick. He laughed about it for years. Some say he's laughing to this day, the echo resounding in the Forests of Wild Youthful Times. Not technically embarrassing on my part but my first serious boyfriend who ended up cheating on me lol were " high school sweethearts" and each other's firsts but when we finally decided to "do it" he couldn't get hard at all and started sobbing uncontrollably for like ten minutes.

Not getting hard before losing your virginity at a high school age is very strange to me. My dick was ready to take lift like the fucking Apollo This happened to me. The not getting hard part, not the sobbing. And any time I do it for the first time with a new partner, actually. When you're nervous, your dick can do weird things. Ughhhh dude this is my whole life. It really sucks, but I found a good tactic is to mention it on a date if I think we're headed there.

Then they don't feel like it's their fault. Last SO was super chill about it and actually enjoyed making me hard again. She kinda turned it into a game. I had no issues with it. Don't be embarrassed by this please.

This is actually very common, especially for first timers. Mens boners are entirely dependant on their mental state, whether they believe it or not. A man without confidence is often a flaccid man. Lost virginity on period, projectile vomited on the dick I was deep throating, and a lil shit nugget slipped out during anal.

All with the same man, my now husband. He put his hand under my back to lift me up for a position change mid-through and he ended up popping out one of my ribs. To this day it is the worst pain I have ever experienced. I peed on my boyfriend: I know some people are into that, we are not of those people and I cried from the embarrassment.

Having sex I was on top , i thought I was going to cum. I've been told the sensation of squirting was similar to peeing, it didn't feel like the "uh oh bathroom time" kind of thing, so I assumed I was going to squirt on climax, so I relaxed, let the orgasm happen, then we both smelled pee, I smelled him and the sheets, and yep it was pee.

They actually are similar sensations and I'm glad you peed on you BF.

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