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Mark had forgotten the cable for his rechargeable razor and is not competent with a blade, so after nearly two weeks of growing a beard and looking like a homeless person, he got a proper close, straight razor shave for the first time in his life.

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Trigger warning, M for a reason! What happens when love and hate collide? Bad Self Portraits by attica reviews "You want to know why? She'd almost forgotten how he had this uncanny ability to rest his entire existence in his stare. How powerful it felt, that something so simple as the way someone looked at you could cut you open.

Love and Marriage by Jessibelle reviews Cedric and Sofia are on their honeymoon in a tropical paradise. It should be all sunshine and flowers from here on out, right? But what if they don't fall into instant connubial bliss? To Wear a Dragon's Skin by creativelymundane reviews When Bellatrix Lestrange takes control of the wizarding world after the demise of Voldemort, the remnants of the Order keep fighting. Seven years later, Draco brings Hermione a piece of magic that might be the key to finally ending the war.

Together they will destroy Bellatrix Lestrange or die trying. A position she actually rather enjoys- Harry Potter - Rated: Squirm by MrBenzedrine reviews Written for Halloween, Rated M for non-con themes, as well as implied horror. Draco Malfoy falls into a strange obsession with Hermione Granger. But it's a risk -he holds a dark, sinister secret, and if he becomes too close, she just might find out what it is. For the cause by Flightglow32 reviews Draco Malfoy finds himself sat in Hermione Granger's spew meeting.

It all started with a slip of skin. Rated M for sexual content. Sofia and her friends perform a Samhain ritual meant to call forth erotic dreams of their future husbands. Sofia thinks it's just a silly spell for a superstitious holiday.

It won't actually work, right? Seeking a date by Flightglow32 reviews The upcoming Quidditch match between Slytherin and Gryffindor falls on Valentine's day this year.

Draco proposes a bet on the outcome of the match with Hermione, but come Valentine's day does she still want to win? At that point, Draco thought the only way to defeat evil was to kill those responsible for all the unwarranted suffering in the world. Hermione ended up being one of the last to accept this but would it be in time to save everything dear to her heart? Musical Mayhem by scarlettcat reviews The Gryffindors and Slytherins are ready to rumble.

Of course, if Dumbledore has anything to do with it, at least they are going to do it in style. A Dramione musical extravaganza! Influenced by a muggle commercial she has seen, she schemes to introduce her own version of a Call-A-Psychic matchmaking service to the student population at Hogwarts. I don't own anything except an overactive imagination and a silly sense of humor.

Draco Malfoy gets wind that Hermione is planning a Saint Valentine's Day Massacre - and he thinks it has something to do with the house elves. How can he get her to stop, without having her arrested and thoroughly ruining his chances with her? Misunderstandings and chaos abounds.

A comedy of errors. Best laid plans by Flightglow32 reviews Draco Malfoy has a plan. He's been working on it carefully for years. What could possibly go wrong? Written for strictly dramione Valentine's fest Prompt: Three minutes by Flightglow32 reviews Hermione is determined to set up her friends after Pansy's bad break up, even if it means suffering through an evening of speed dating.

Murphy's Law by MrBenzedrine reviews Writing prompt: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Draco Malfoy learns this first hand as he attempts to court Hermione Granger. Birthday gift for LightofEvolution. The Draco Date File by shen summoner reviews An account of Draco Malfoy's love life through the years - right from the very beginning, till the very end. This is a journal. Well, specifically girl-related events. Some people are in for a set-up!

When he notices Hermione not paying attention he can't resist taking a look. Bell of the Ball by starrnobella reviews The wonderful thing about a masquerade ball is that no one knows who you really are. What happens when the case of mistaken identity catches you under the mistletoe with the person of your dreams?

K - English - Romance - Chapters: Inverse by Elesrea reviews Dumbledore asks Hermione to carry out a secret mission before the start of her fourth year. I want you to use it to help Mr. Malfoy reevaluate his beliefs. He is now depending on you. After the tragic death of Ron, Hermione decides to take up his torch and become an Auror herself, despite Harry's protests.

When she discovers that Draco Malfoy has also made the decision to apply himself to be an Auror, she must come to terms with her distaste for him in order to pass training. But what dark secrets does Malfoy hold? Indicated by xxxkia reviews The blond man just wouldn't leave her alone. If she just could remember who he was When she tries to sneakily learn his secrets in order to get his gift, and Malfoy winds up trapped under some mistletoe, things get out of hand.

Who said snogging a Death Eater wouldn't land her in a strangely addictive mess? A Christmassy Dramione tale. Drinking Buddies by MrBenzedrine reviews Hermione and Draco find solace in each other as drinking buddies, but so much more develops. Rated M for graphic lemons. Complete Harry Potter - Rated: But Hermione's family is truly horrible. They never approve of her dates and she's decided to try and beat them at their own game. By inviting Draco Malfoy to join their holiday with free reign to 'be himself.

It doesn't help that he's spending the holidays at the most Christmassy place on earth - Hogwarts. But twelve conversations and a stubborn, bushy-haired and irritatingly pretty know-it-all may well change his mind A Dramione love story, in reverse Harry Potter - Rated: Takes place between books one and two. This year is Draco and Hermione's first Christmas together, but things aren't going as well as Draco would like.

The memory of Ron Weasley still haunts the both of them. Minerva McGonagall steps in on the awful night the Potter are killed and arranges to have Harry Potter raised by Sirius Black and his somewhat cousins, the Malfoys. Draco and Harry grow up as almost brothers and everything - everything - is different. On a couch at a party.

And he just put his hand on her leg. Incarceration by Emara88 reviews In the heat of the moment, Draco saves Hermione's life during the Battle of Hogwarts. Months later, he has been imprisoned in Azkaban for the crime of being a Death Eater. What lengths will she go to in her quest to free him and to repay that debt? Pansy Parkinson is cold-blooded. And they both need a palate cleanser. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both. Written as a bonus for my other story: Please heed inside warning.

Winter Whispers by AquaTurquoise reviews Cedric ventures outside one evening when he's unable to sleep. While walking, he recalls an encounter he wasn't expecting. She will always be with you-she'll be part of the days you've yet to feel For all your days of plenty At least she thinks she has. Mimic by RavieSnake reviews A distress call is received. A clock points to mortal peril. Ron enters his home to find shattered glass and blood on the walls The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.

Alive by ShayaLonnie reviews The war had been unkind to everyone, but especially to Hermione Granger. His beautiful, brilliant, broken Granger. M - English - Horror - Chapters: The Winner by cleotheo reviews When the Head Girl, Hermione Granger, finds the Head Boy, Draco Malfoy, playing cards in the head dorms with his friends, she finds herself embroiled in a game of strip poker with three handsome Slytherins. But who will emerge the winner? Suggestive, fun, little Dramione one shot.

Her Wedding, His Funeral by naarna reviews Hermione gets married, but not to the right man as Draco thinks The Cure for Boredom is Curiosity by bentnotbroken1 reviews A hp drizzle prompt After casting a silencing charm around herself to get some uninterrupted research time, Hermione Granger finds herself locked inside the library's new wards.

A bored Draco Malfoy has been locked inside with her, and nothing good comes from boredom. AU Harry Potter - Rated: Worth reading to the end. The unofficial prequel to The Closet Relativity Theory. High on Magic by LightofEvolution reviews After years of living a life as a successful doctor, Hermione is needed in the world of magic again. A dangerous drug causes dramatic problems for the magical society, and it's up to Hermione to solve them. And then there's this certain blond Auror she can't get out of her head First Things First by Gabi-hime reviews What comes first?

First comes love, then comes marriage - but that makes it all sound very easy, when it often isn't. Sofia's secret picnic with Cedric is a splendid success. Amber simply doesn't enjoy it because she wasn't invited and spends the entire time hiding in a bush.

Starlight by MrBenzedrine reviews Heartfelt one-shot Dramione. Draco and Hermione only have the starlight. It's their only connection to when things were better. Can the starlight help them find their way back to each other? The perils of embarrassing a veela's mate Rated M for lemony goodness and anything else that requires an M rating. Five Days by RavieSnake reviews No one knows that they are missing.

No one knows where they are. No one knows that they are trapped. No one knows that they are dying. But sharing the space might be more than what they bargained for. Rated M for a reason.

Draco Malfoy falls off his broom at the Quidditch pitch. A certain curly-haired bookworm comes to his rescue. Oneshot Dramione Rated M for a reason! Halfway up by RunningQuill reviews What happens when Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy get stuck during a blackout inside the elevator of a Muggle skyscraper.

Post HP7, not epilogue-compatible. Draco decides the only thing that would make the situation bearable is to seduce the little know-it-all.

He comes up with a foolproof plan - but does he really know the Gryffindor Princesses as well as he thinks? He was getting married How had it happened? If Draco's life had been a musical, these would have been the songs to describe his journey from the realm of darkness into the light of love. When dream becomes reality, she has to choose whether to try and save him, or ignore the dream altogether.

After all, it's just a dream A prophecy handed down the Malfoy line for generations revolves around Draco, throwing a wrench into the life he's trying to rebuild. Even more perplexing, it somehow also seems to involve one Hermione Granger? Angst and murder, fluff and stuff. That had been the agreement at the beginning of this, and if I want to keep seeing her, I have to make her think I'm living up to that end of the bargain Vilification by Seselt reviews We'd won, and all I wanted was to rebuild my life in peace.

Instead I got a fearsome responsibility I never wanted; control over a man I loathed. Malfoy was a Veela and I was his Mistress. Micromanaged by Trinkisme reviews The War was going badly. The Order was suffering. And they weren't the only ones. Lucius Malfoy had a decision to make. Where would his allegiance lie? How far would he go to help his son escape from the horror their home had become? Both the Order and the Malfoys would find help in the most unlikely of places.

Fortuna Major by olivieblake reviews She's with Ron, he's with Astoria, and nothing a cheap psychic on the Venice Boardwalk says is going to change that. Little does she know, she isn't the only Hogwarts alum looking for answers among the dreaming spires. When a performance of Othello brings her together with two former enemies, sparks can't help but fly. Then a two night stand. But try as she might, she could not break off her addiction to Draco Malfoy.

But how long could they hide their illicit affair? The Ritual by SeptimaBode reviews They believed he had been spared. They believed he would never know the truth behind his heritage. I own nothing, I just like to play with other people's toys.

The Wayward Familiar complete by Freya Ishtar reviews Returning for 8th year, Hermione unexpectedly winds up with a 2nd familiar when the one she buys for Ron as a gift—a ferret she jokingly names Draco—refuses to go to him. When she realizes the creature isn't what it seems, she goes further than she ever thought she would to get the real Draco back.

It doesn't take long before she finds a new cause to fight for, despite all the obstacles. Rated T for language. Ephemeral by Shadukiam reviews A collection of drabbles from the tumblr drabble challenge I was doing a short while ago! There was a list of quotes, and people were instructed to send me an ask with one of the quotes and a desired pairing or the desired characters. Living the Dream by Ally reviews Draco isn't sure what sort person would grow up dreaming of becoming a high-class escort, but for a young man with Veela blood who has to find his one Mate in a population of billions before he reaches the ripe old age of thirty?

What other career choice is there? What starts as a vacation ends up being a new life with a new identity in a new country. Finding a job at a quaint bookshop, she settles into her new muggle life, leaving her old life as Hermione Granger behind. That is until a certain familiar blonde wanders in. Why is Malfoy living like a Muggle? Devil's Snare by sunshinesundae reviews Hermione wants a new job.

Will boss Malfoy let her go? Seven Months by Jessibelle reviews Being engaged to a princess isn't always all it's cracked up to be. Especially when there are so few opportunities to be alone. Clean by olivieblake reviews Malfoy's handsome face was contoured into a condescending smirk. Malfoy only looked at her.

Next Time by creativelymundane reviews He was laughing. It felt like glass in his lungs, and more tears escaped from under his eyelids, but it was something. Then there was the smooth sensation of a silk handkerchief against his cheek. He clutched at it, inadvertently grasping her fingers in the process. Her hand felt nothing like Astoria's. A Dangerous Affair by krissh reviews Hermione was terrified. The rage in Draco's eyes was unmistakable; He looked like he was ready to kill someone.

When she did not answer, he slammed her arms above her head, pinning her to the wall. Things between Ranma and Akane went from bad to worse, and he decided that things needed to change.

Nabiki, wanting a decent guy, was there to pounce. Ranma x Nabiki Ranma - Rated: Will she let him take her to the Halloween Masque? Will Pansy's high heels trip her up before she asks her own crush out? And would someone tell Theo that's not appropriate in public? Law and Marriage by DragonGrin - former TeenTypist reviews It is hereby ordered that unmarried Pureblood witches and wizards aged must marry a person of Halfblood or Muggle-born status.

Thus, within a generation no families will remain Pureblooded. The Morning After What! I was hailed as the brightest witch of the age, and now, I'm nothing more than a dirty little secret.

I knew better, but I suppose I wanted to be daring and dangerous. Well, that was a fantastic idea, wasn't it? Cunning Cupid by Trinkisme reviews Hogwarts was once again hosting a drawing that would change the lives of some of its students.

Hermione Granger's greatest hope Safehouse by Cheringin reviews Four years post-war, all captured Death Eaters manage to escape Azkaban with one goal in mind: The Golden Trio is separated to assure their safety, and though the situation is hard for them all, Hermione can't help but feel she is stuck in the worst safehouse Or Manor, in this case.

You shared a Soul-Mate's Kiss. The day is fraught with surprises, some good, some not so good. Thank goodness she has an ah-mazing Master Sorcerer and Fiance to be her light during the dark times.

M rated Cedfia Sofia the First - Rated: The Serpent, the Witch and the Broom Closet by bitchywitchy reviews When Hermione and Draco get stuck inside a broom closet for part of the holidays, they both change. But can they come back for their seventh year and finish, despite all the drama and twists and turns happening? Rated M for language and dark themes. Having admitted their feelings for one another, Sofia and Cedric take things back to his tower.

But when they oversleep the next morning, they'll be faced with a decision, and Amber will have to remind Sofia what the first and most important rule of being a princess is. How to Make a Birthday Perfect by Cedfia reviews Sofia's 18th birthday hadn't gone as she had hoped. Queen Miranda witnesses the normally grumpy Royal Sorcerer attempting to make it better.

Will Cedric and Sofia keep dancing around what's so obvious to a hidden observer? Or will they finally be honest with each other? Cedfia Sofia the First - Rated: He lifted a coal-black eyebrow.

Percy's Anniversary by Cornwall Writes reviews Gossip. No one dislikes it more than Percy Weasley. On his anniversary, gossip inspires him to take a step he'd been planning for a while. Hurricane Thunderclap by Elantil reviews Hermione hadn't meant for it to happen but the fact remains that she did nothing to fix what she had wrought.

But they made nary a single sound of protest when she brought him, lost as a new born babe — a clean slate — to them all those years ago.

They'd lost the rights to have opinions now. Can he convince Hermione Granger to help him break his losing streak? Intertwined by Twilight to Midnight reviews Hermione's life intertwines with Draco's in ten short encounters a decade after and a world away.

Minimal Risk by galfoy reviews This was not how she had imagined her year would end. By Ministry decree, all Mudbloods have been Obliviated and "repatriated" to the Muggle world.

When Draco Malfoy seeks out Hermione Granger, he wants only one thing. Without Her Letter by Colubrina reviews A decision is made to protect Muggle-borns from the continual war by not inviting them to Hogwarts. This was, perhaps, not a wise choice. Hermione Granger was certainly not amused. Foretold by Jessibelle reviews A seer comes to visit Enchancia and gives Cedric a look into the future if he continues to pursue the Amulet of Avalor.

He didn't know it. She didn't know it. But Blaise Zabini, boy did he ever know it. Peeping Princess by Evil Orange Crayon reviews Sofia enters Cedric's tower without knocking and ends up seeing a bit more of her sorcerer than she should. Only, once she sees a bit of him she has the overwhelming urge to look for more.

The only problem lies in the Amulet. It's not going to let her get away with being naughty. What will Cedric do once he finds out the Princess has seen him with his pants down? Warmth by dragoon reviews When Hermione sets out to confront Snape about her beliefs on his loyalties, she doesn't find what she expects. Written for delphipsmith as part of the sshg-giftfest on Livejournal. Same Old Love by midnightweeds reviews Tom licked his lips. I'd like to live forever, I suppose.

Bittersweet by phlox reviews Draco was rather pleased with his record of not-promise-making; he'd never led anyone on, and he'd always been up front about what people should expect from him. Until then, he'd been perfectly satisfied that what people expected from him was very little. Written for the Dramione Duet. That is, until a chance encounter with Draco, the one other person who's stayed behind, leads the two of them on a domino effect that can only end under the mistletoe.

Curls and Bruises by s l y t h e r i n d o l l reviews "When I'm done with you, I won't need your permission. You'll simply be begging for it. Unexpected by Emara88 reviews What would happen if Draco had feelings for Hermione Granger long before the Golden Trio are captured by snatchers and brought to Malfoy Manor? When he sees her being tortured by Bellatrix, he risks everything to save her life. But things are never that simple. Surely that's not the end of it.

What would he do once he gets his hands on the Amulet and achieves his dream of taking the crown. This is a strong, hard T due to some non-consensual situations. There is nothing graphic, but I do kinda get close to tapping that button. What to do, what to do? I Loathe You by petrichorphile reviews The Head Boy and Girl have learned to be civil or at least ignore one another but something else is blooming between them that even they don't see coming.

Madness in Love by Colubrina reviews With the Order of the Phoenix recast in popular opinion as dangerous, a law is put into effect to have them work off their debt to society via what is termed 'good, honest labor' and it leaves Hermione Granger sitting in Draco Malfoy's parlor as a smirking Ministry official condemns her to be her former enemy's slave.

He thinks he's got a winning idea, but then Harry shows up in an equally amusing costume. An Irrational Evening by PrismaticDoll reviews Ginny convinces Hermione to finally have a ladies night out at some muggle pubs and clubs.

Hermione, wound up from working constantly, lets loose and finds herself in the arms of our favorite ex-Death Eater. Changing Fate by writerspassion18 reviews "I came to kill the man who murdered my mother. Truth be told, he only knew she had a wand because the Killing Curse had flown from her direction and directly at him. T - English - Mystery - Chapters: The Watcher by creativelymundane reviews She is a beautiful killer and he watches her.

M - English - Angst - Chapters: Nothing is ever easy, or even fair, but there's nothing they can do but keep fighting. Crumple by MissiAmphetamine reviews As the war rages on two years post-'final battle', Hermione is captured by the other side and Malfoy is the only hope she has of surviving. We Remain by agentgiggles27 reviews Sofia's family is brutally murdered after the castle is stormed. Cedric saves her and the kingdom using her amulet. Together they navigate the aftermath of trauma and taking over the responsibilities of running a kingdom as she goes from a young child into a young adult.

Hermione's pity for him blooms into something more and he stops seeing her as just a mudblood, as they both discover there's far more to each other than they ever thought possible. Of Snakes and Apples by Delancey reviews After the Final Battle, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy entered into a mutually beneficial yet almost entirely platonic Arrangement to prevent another wizarding war. Now, eleven years later, the realization that Dumbledore miscounted the Horcruxes has them scrambling to thwart Voldemort's dastardly plot to return and end the world as they know it.

Remix of Good Omens. Humiliations Galore by UnseenLibrarian reviews Draco's in love and he needs a miracle. Unfortunately for him, the only place he can find it is at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes.

Adapting Austen by scarlettcat reviews With Lucius in Azkaban and the Malfoy assets frozen, Narcissa decides to make ends meet by capitalizing on a certain Muggle book craze that is sweeping the post-war wizarding world. As fate would have it, this particular book just so happens to be Hermione Granger's biggest obsession. Welcome to Austen Manor. Reflexionem by Isefyr reviews When Draco first came across the Mirror of Erised, he had no idea what it was, but after what it showed him, he was determined to find out.

And who better to ask than the brightest witch of her age? A Good Day by peachesncreamm reviews Malfoy was having a good day until Granger walked in. What Comes After by FeltonLewis reviews "If you had someone that you loved, would you not do anything you could to make sure their life was spared? Is that why Pansy was crying? Because she knew your son would be alone soon?

The Volunteer by Colubrina reviews He took her soul when she was eleven. She'd poured it out and he'd drunk it up and poured a little bit of his own back into her and that little bit grew and grew. What happens to the possessed if the demon isn't wholly killed? Indeed, who will break first? Who will lose to the power of lust? A fun little one shot based off of the phrase "My skirt is short on purpose," Harry Potter - Rated: That's because I'm jealous by Quickhidethedramione reviews After five years of Draco and Hermione working together you would think that the teasing between the pair would stop.

Hermione was beginning to get used to it. She didn't know exactly what his problem was but she would sure as hell find out. From a Mother's Eyes by Midhinge-Moth reviews Miranda has kept a close eye on Sofia and Cedric through the years, baffled by Sofia's adoration towards him, but could even her motherly instincts have missed something? Cedfia oneshot Sofia the First - Rated: Twelve minutes it had taken him to locate the library deep within the Manor house, and the reason for his being at this fucking reception in the first place.

And twenty-two minutes it had taken for Hermione Granger to shatter their professional relationship. Silver Blood complete by Freya Ishtar reviews Voldemort falls, yet the dark is victorious. A horrific twist of fate lands Hermione at the heart of a long-forgotten prophecy, known to only a single living soul. We will belong to each other. I don't own anything related to the HP universe. Sucks for Smith by RavieSnake reviews "'I, on the other hand, was paired with a young, fiery little number.

I hope she enjoys long holidays in the Caribbean and naming children after constellations, because she'll be doing both in less than six weeks,' he said as he peered greedily down at the parchment. He proceeds to tell her just what he thinks of it. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: T - English - Drama - Chapters: A Series of Very Bad Decisions by damnedscribblingwoman reviews A wizard and a witch walk into a bar.

Tequila and bad life choices ensue. Caffeine Cold by RattleTheStarsAndPages reviews He grabbed her by the waist, pulling her into him as he stared down at her, breathing furiously, teasing her with his aching hardness pressed tightly between them.

The Inbred Problem by Elantil reviews Wizarding Britain is nearing a crisis and Hermione will do what she must to prevent it, even if it means putting herself on the line. Hermione Granger is assigned to tutor Draco Malfoy in Arithmancy. When the two enemies manage to find common ground, could the consequences be far-reaching enough to alter the outcome of the Second Wizarding War?

Prequel to The Ginger Malfoy. He winked at her. The bastard winked at her. Grown up flirting, hotel sex. Personal Bubble by greenschist reviews After Harry and Ron present Hermione with their suspicions about Draco, she wonders how her best friends ever passed the Auror training program. Fait Accompli by cocoartist reviews Hermione's been dreading - really dreading - the Hogwarts reunion. Draco wants Hermione to handfast with him on Beltane, and he's willing to do what it takes to get her to say yes Moments by waterflower20 reviews "He tried to suffocate you in your sleep, remember?

He was just cuddling —" "On your face. This was somewhat unfamiliar to the Malfoy heir. Sure, he'd dated a multitude of women in his twenty-four years, but this was Hermione Granger. Smugly, in retrospect, he could now see that she had been as eager for time together as he was. He's determined to change that, and she's determined to let him.

Lady of the Lake by Colubrina reviews Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. Finally he adds, "Just… try to take better care of your toys.

First Thursdays by hogsmeadeshoneyduchess reviews Draco and Hermione have a standing hang out on the first Thursday of every month. In the midst of all this time together, what will happen when they develop more than friendly feelings for each other? Can they overcome the odds stacked against them? Please take heed of the rating - this story earns its MA. Language and sexual content ahead! Turns out Hermione has a dirty mouth! Erised by Elantil reviews She was the girl who fought for house elf rights, the one that picked the ugliest cat in the shop because she didn't want it to be unloved, and if it gave her a twisted enjoyment to be the salvation to her once tormentor, she didn't show it.

If saving him was saving herself as well, she didn't show that either. Implied Dramione, crossover, one-shot. Bad Birthday by scarlettcat reviews Hermione knew her 30th birthday was going to be bad. She just didn't know how bad. When She Drowned by Colubrina reviews Desperate men shape Hermione Granger into a weapon and send her back in time to offer salvation to Tom Riddle or, failing that, to kill him. But tools that can think are dangerous and sometimes a sacrifice decides she's lost enough.

Fairy Stone by Colubrina reviews Draco is sentenced to one year in Azkaban, release contingent upon someone willing to vouch for his good behavior. You forever and you for always and you until the bloody sun explodes.

Pandora's Pithos by scarlettcat reviews Hermione has an embarrassing secret, and she is willing to do anything not to let the cat out of the bag, including going on a date with Draco Malfoy. Hogwarts Horror by scarlettcat reviews One night on patrol, Hermione and Draco discover something frightening. The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends?

She blinks at him, her expression alternating between indignation and incredulity and flat-out fury. He had been right about her being pretty beneath the intimidation tactics. Companion to 'Punch Drunk'. Short-ish drabbles that center around Sofia and her relationship with a fumbling Sorcerer.

The Edge of the World by phlox reviews The only thing worse than living in the world the way it is now Breaking Point by AquaTurquoise reviews Sofia is in danger after a spell backfires and attacks her, leaving her completely at the mercy of time and Cedric's abilities.

With so much going against them, including negativity aimed at the weary sorcerer, will Cedric be able to save the princess in time?

The parallels just made sense to me. Peaches by Craft Rose reviews Hermione has a problem and a rather unconventional solution.

Being the only one in her group of friends with her v-card in tact, she propositions the least likely of candidates to help her lose it.

Impeccable Bloody Timing by Ally reviews Blaise braced his hands on the sill of the window to haul himself back to his feet, and immediately froze at the scene playing out through the window. Please, Mr Cedric by agentsimmons reviews Wide eyes and simple entreaties would always be his undoing.

The Librarian by FlappyJax reviews Sofia gets a job as the castle's librarian so that she can save money to explore the world. But when she stumbles on a book of the darkest magic her dream of adventure turns into a nightmare. Luckily a grumpy sorcerer has her back, even if he adds to that danger with his secrets. Sofia grew up as a commoner. Sofia x Cedric, Cedfia ps: The school is getting bored with Draco and Hermione's heated verbal exchanges.

It's gotten to the point where Harry just clears the area when they fight because there's no point sticking around to just watch them end up glaring at each other. If only he knew. Flashback by AquaTurquoise reviews Cedric tells Sofia a story about his infancy according to stories from his mother.

Lost Images by EvilGu reviews Epilogue up! If only there was some loop-hole Can the unlikely pair survive marriage, in-laws, ghosts, murderous enemies, and their own traitorous feelings? Ranma and Akane's relationship continues to grow but there are new questions to answer.

What constitutes hot water? How can Nabiki make more money? What is the Scroll of the Perfect Warrior and why is it so dangerous? Dirty Little Secret by JenCala28 reviews No matter how much she loves him, she refuses to be his secret. Thirty Saturdays by karc reviews Draco Malfoy woke up.

This would normally be a great thing if he wasn't waking up to the same day, everyday, for the past thirty days. Meddling by iPodInsanity reviews Baileywick tries to do what's best for Sofia, and tells Cedric to stop showing his affections for her. Lover's Ball by prof-shader reviews Cedric is exhausted from helping prepare for the upcoming ball. Unfortunately, a certain witch needs advice about her crush and Cedric may just be the best person to listen. Protective Custody by Colubrina reviews After the war the Ministry decided that all children and most wives of Death Eaters needed to be placed in 'protective custody' with 'trustworthy citizens' but no one wanted Draco Malfoy.

Secrets by iPodInsanity reviews A new gardener casts an unknown curse on Sofia, then disguises herself to look and sound like Sofia. Read to find out how problems arise and dissipate! This summary is really bad. In his quest to find a way to return Lizzie home, Fred stumbles onto the ghosts of his past - a past which he cannot remember, but he will be forced to face. Helping House-Elves by scarlettcat reviews S. Elves Harry Potter - Rated: Out of Mind by galfoy reviews By all appearances, Hermione Granger runs a successful bookshop, lives a happy life, and wants for nothing.

However, when a person from her past starts asking uncomfortable questions, Hermione realizes that things are never as they appear. Wrong Life by camnz reviews Hermione wakes up in the wrong bed, with the wrong face, and with a husband that hates her. Once Upon a Dream by UnseenLibrarian reviews Hermione is exhausted and desperate for a good night's sleep. A slightly tipsy Draco Malfoy and a long line at the apothecary are only the start of her evening's adventures.

Back from China by LadyScience reviews What if the failed wedding never happened? What if Ranma and Akane had to mentally deal with the events that took place at Jusenkyo? Ranma and Akane try to figure out how to help each other through their fears and Ranma is more affected by the trip than anyone suspects.

Vibrations by Craft Rose reviews After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u Harry Potter - Rated: Animagus Troubles by GrangerGirl reviews "This is the type of Gryffindor thinking that gets people killed, you know," Malfoy muttered darkly as the party of Slytherins slowly crept back to the hallway.

Hermione looked up, locked eyes with Parkinson, and promptly decided that she must've done something very bad in a previous life. T because I'm parinoid. The Royal Sorcerer's Apprentice by RavettiWrites reviews Sofia and Cedric have developed a friendship of sorts over the years but now it could turn into something more.

This is the beginning of the journey. After a difficult conversation with Ginny, Harry ends up drinking alone in a shady bar, where he has an encounter with an old friend. Rated M for drugs, rock'n'roll, and strong language. Short story about the thoughts inside of the Joker's head involving Harley Quinn. She always wondered what she meant to him, and maybe she never would know. Maybe he wouldn't either.

Before Afterwards by Colubrina reviews Draco and Hermione have been talking about nothing important, carving out trivial space during their 6th year of school in order to escape from the looming war, when, one night, they break the unspoken rule to keep it light.

As Long As You're Mine by Ally reviews "I am one lion in a den full of snakes, Malfoy," she hissed, "with potentially all of them on my doorstep if my trust in one of them turns out to be the most ill-advised decision I've ever made — which, in all fairness, it might very well be. Switch by gnrkrystle reviews Hermione is a bleeding heart who wants to change the world. Draco is an opportunist who just wants to make a buck. What happens when they are thrown into each other's lives in the most unimaginable way?

One of the Monsters by galfoy reviews Doubt was a funny thing. It was like a tick; harmless on the surface, but when it burrowed in deep, extremely dangerous. For Draco Malfoy, successful Death Eater, ruthless soldier and proud Pureblood, it may just be his downfall.

I've loads of project ideas to discuss with you. But why work in a stuffy office when we can be ever so much more But the Cataclysm still tears their world apart, and leaves him trapped in time. The world goes mad and he can only watch as one girl fights to free him as she grows into a woman before his eyes.

The Token by mezy reviews Hermione has mysteriously disappeared. She is depending on Draco Malfoy to solve the mystery and save her life. They hadn't spoken for years, even then they had never been friends. Of course, he did owe his life to her. She had his token to prove it. She could only hope that would be enough. Hermione is the most unpopular girl in school. Blaise wants to discover the motivation behind Draco's constant bullying of Hermione.

However, he is also engaged in a passionate sexual relationship with Black Rose, a beautiful dancer in a sinful wizarding nightclub, but the gorgeous witch always keeps her carnival mask on when they are together I accept your challenge you bloody arseholes"-Draco "You have until the day before graduation to find a way to get into Granger's pants" -Blaise Draco makes a bet with his two best mates that he can sleep with the brainy female of the golden trio before the end of the year.

But what happens when she can see through his barriers and he ends up falling hard for her? One way or another, it's only a matter of time. Will he find a cure? What does Sofia, and everyone else, think? When all of his adventures are done Is he going to want to turn back into his former, older self?

Will he even be able to? Fragmented by twilightdazzle reviews "Would you kill me, Draco, if I asked you to? Roofies, or In Vino, Veritas by Colubrina reviews Draco Malfoy rescues a rather inebriated Hermione Granger after he sees someone slip something into her drink. Animal Instincts by gnrkrystle reviews Five years after Hogwarts, Hermione and Draco are thrown together after a certain 'Malfoy trait' kicks in and Draco needs Hermione's help.

The Oddities of Purebloods by MissiAmphetamine reviews So, the question is…what is the effect of all the inbreeding that surely must have gone on for centuries amongst the pureblood families? And what happens when Hermione finds out the Malfoy oddity? No thought has been given to the science behind this whatsoever — it's just a fun bit of fluff. A Parallel Universe by strella. This story takes place in an alternate universe where this was the case and we see what ensues because of Fred's uninterrupted presence in Lizzy's life.

The Cliff Edge by starkidsftw reviews "What in the name of bloody Merlin are you doing? Finding Passion by gnrkrystle reviews Hermione discovers the difference between comfort and passion in her return 7th Year at Hogwarts. Another Dream by dragoon reviews Due to his injuries, Severus is unable to resume his old life. He's determined to be lonely and miserable, but the yearly Order Christmas party becomes a bright spot, thanks to Hermione Granger.

She doesn't expect to make it knowing Werewolf! Draco Malfoy is somewhere in the forest, too, just waiting for the next victim of The Games to arrive.

After having him under her care, she finds that maybe she's not the only one who's ready to let go of the past. A fluffy short story.

Isolation by Bex-chan reviews He can't leave the room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Ever After by damnedscribblingwoman reviews Draco and Hermione fall under a sleeping curse and get thrown into a dream world filled with the fairy-tale version of their friends and family.

The Queen's Knight by cleotheo reviews There's a new craze in the wizarding world: When Harry and Ron buy one for Hermione's birthday she finds herself immersed in a medieval world where a certain blond Slytherin has been cast as her lover. Problem by katatonic25 reviews "I'll kick your arse regardless, Malfoy," I murmured. He chuckled again and I arched into him. June Fifth by ScarlettSunshine reviews Oneshot. Draco doesn't need, nor want, to celebrate his birthday. What Remains by Rumaan reviews Recipient of an impromptu prophecy, Lucius struggles to decipher it until it's too late.

The Artist by waterflower20 reviews Hermione gets an unexpected present for her 30th birthday. Draco Malfoy, Wizarding Europe's most celebrated artist, is hired to paint her portrait. EWE, set more than a decade after the war and is obviously AU. Prosthetirotica by gnrkrystle reviews A reformed Draco is badly injured after the Battle of Hogwarts. Hermione takes care of him and tries to teach him that the lost of a leg does not make him less of a man.

The Contract Sacrifice by gnrkrystle reviews The world after the fall of Voldemort is nothing like Hermione had imagined, and Magical contracts were much different than Muggle ones. Stranger Things Have Happened by LadyStiff reviews If he had known who she was, he would never have hit on her, let alone slept with her. But things aren't always what they seem. Fluffy stuff Harry Potter - Rated: Ridiculous Resolutions by scarlettcat reviews Hermione makes a New Year's resolution.

Draco counters with one of his own. Ginny Weasley convinced Hermione Granger to dress up as - well this should be interesting! In fact, there is only one left, but both Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy want to buy it. Stark Raving Mad by SableUnstable reviews Take one Christmas party, a cocky, overzealous Gryffindor, a bushy-haired bookworm and an arrogant, possessive, platinum blond Slytherin, who may or may not be a jealous git. Now, mix them all together and what do you get?

One hell of a headache! Dramione one-shot, rated M for language and adult content. Granger didn't stand a chance. They found it, but they found something else while at it, too. Renaissance by Gold Scribbles reviews AU: Is it still a sin if God is wrong? Lucius Malfoy procures Hermione Granger as a companion for his ten year-old son. Draco x Hermione Harry Potter - Rated: He's become a loner, looks like death warmed up, and is barely even being a git anymore.

Harry thinks Malfoy's become a Death Eater, but Hermione thinks it has something to do with a Hufflepuff tie, the Room of Requirement, and a pair of French knickers. Aftermath by Rumaan reviews Draco finds the aftermath of war a lonely place.

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