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But did you know that ASS has a multitude of distinct uses that mean completely different things? Although you should definitely be very careful with all uses of this word, did you know that the use of this word is often not bad, but in fact it is often neutral or positive? If you close your mind to this important word and all of its meanings and never learn how native speakers use it, you will miss so much!
The footnotes correspond to the definitions provided. Life is all about ASS. It can also be a person who is being an inappropriate jerk 2. Neither of these are formal or polite, but their use is extremely common. The literal definition of asshole is anus 1 , but it is most commonly used to call somebody a jerk 2 a mean person.
This is a bit disrespectful and a profane, but sometimes it is merited. Asshole is more commonly used to describe men, while bitch is the female synonym of this in most cases, bitch does not mean prostitute. This is common in high school but sometimes used in other contexts. This is different than kissing ass 3. An aggressive driver who is angry at another car might yell kiss my ass out the window.
Fuck off stronger , Screw you, Go to hell. Literally the cousin of a donkey 1 , but it is commonly used to describe somebody who is a complete idiot or a fool with little common sense 2. There is a little bit of overlap with asshole too. There is a famous movie series with this name about a few guys who do stupid stuff and hurt themselves. Similar to kickass, badass is a noun and adjective used to describe something that is awesome 1 , but the connotation here is a bit more heroic, admirable, and a bit of dark justice.
The word badass is actually quite positive in a dark, macho way. A Common collocation for exactly this use is the acronym B. Bad Ass Mother Fucker. Get some ass is to hook up or to have sex. Somebody who is not intelligent or is acting like an idiot.
The implication is foolishness, but depending on the tone and the context, it is often used interchangeably with jackass or ass. Its use is clearly disrespectful.
Somebody who is very lazy and never does anything productive. Like most other languages, the word lazy has no official noun attached to it, so the rich English language had to compensate.
It is most commonly used in the present continuous as Dragging Ass. Think about somebody who is walking with their ass literally dragging on the ground. To do something with less or far less than your best effort. To protect yourself or someone else or getting into trouble in a problematic situation protect yourself from risk , usually within an organization or something related to the law.
He lost his job because he had a bad habit of showing up a few minutes late every day and his boss was a hardass. I already paid you. This can mean literally to have somebody perform anal sex on you, or figuratively it means that you are getting a bad deal and somebody probably an asshole-jerk is probably taking advantage of you.
When someone is giving you trouble and not giving you enough space. This can happen with your boss at work, who is on your ass for showing up late, or in the car on your highway with the car behind you who is on your ass driving very close to you.
Common amongst friends, depending on the tone it can be disrespectful if you say it to somebody in authority. The principal is coming.
A very imposing way to say that you belong to me, or you are under my control, often implying that you will face consequences for something. This is also a way to tell someone that you caught them. Now your ass is mine.
Something or somebody that is extremely annoying, that causes trouble, that is a source of unhappiness. I bought the pool thinking it was going to be fun, but then it became a pain in the ass when I realized I had to clean it.
Moderately inappropriate to disrespectful, depending on the situation. Fine amongst friends in a joking way. As you can see, there are LOTS of expressions with the word ASS, and they can mean good things or bad things and everything in between.
Have a great day! Return to Top Articles. I only know few uses of the term " Ass" and now I know lots of new uses for this word. Cheers and thank you for reading and commenting! I wrote to me: I translated and laughed a lot. After I understood the correct. No what i was thinking. Justin, Thanks for all of that and nothing like your comments to refresh my English every week. You guys are badass of teaching us English for real life.
Everyone has their own type of intelligence and their own way of […]. For those who are interested in the ASShole n [Jerk] The literal definition of asshole is anus 1 , but it is most commonly used to call somebody a jerk 2 a mean person. Fuck off stronger , Screw you, Go to hell Appropriateness: Very disrespectful, offensive and profane 5. JackASS n Literally the cousin of a donkey 1 , but it is commonly used to describe somebody who is a complete idiot or a fool with little common sense 2.
These are informal, but they are not offensive or profane. Informal, but not offensive or profane. DumbASS n Somebody who is not intelligent or is acting like an idiot. Only a dumbass would loan him money. LazyASS n Somebody who is very lazy and never does anything productive. Informal and not necessarily offensive. Informal and not usually offensive.
Your ass is a way to say yourself. Common in an important situation informal , inoffensive A variety of situations, inoffensive. HardASS n A person who is strict and reinforces rules and regulations in an inflexible way. Okay amongst friends, moderately offensive. Very disrespectful and offensive Very disrespectful and offensive, although it is sometimes said jokingly Open up a Can of Whoop Ass! To hurt somebody Appropriateness: Playful and usually used in jokes amongst friends Profane, distasteful, offensive Take it up the ASS This can mean literally to have somebody perform anal sex on you, or figuratively it means that you are getting a bad deal and somebody probably an asshole-jerk is probably taking advantage of you.
Get bent over, Get screwed, Get taken advantage of Appropriateness: He was talking out of his ass. Common amongst friends Profane, distasteful, vulgar To leave promptly Appropriateness: Profanity, it is generally disrespectful.
Your ASS is Mine A very imposing way to say that you belong to me, or you are under my control, often implying that you will face consequences for something. You belong to me. I have control over your life and actions.
Profanity, it is a threat. Moderately profane, often friendly. Pain in the ASS Something or somebody that is extremely annoying, that causes trouble, that is a source of unhappiness Example: A pain in the neck, annoying, troublesome Appropriateness: Moderate to Strong profanity SmartASS Somebody who is sarcastic in an exaggerated and moderately challenging or rude way.
Flip, facetious, smart-alecky, smarty pants Appropriateness: Justin on October 23, at 7: Justin on October 24, at/p>
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Then with the tip of his tongue, circled the hole. Slowly and gradually he picked at it harder and harder. He spit on Matthews asshole and then Aksel finally stuck the first few centimetres of his tongue in Matthews manhole, he recurrently pushed it further and further, in and out.
Aksel unexpectedly started fingering Matthew as well with his middle finger from bellow and continued tongue fucking him from above his hand. Keep doing that shit… mmmh…. Ah yeah that feels good, right right there. Matthew was having a bukkake, Aksel opened his mouth and caught all the cum he could get.
Then they reconnected having a cum swap, their lips would scrap against each other, their tongue glide in the others mouths. Aksel slowly pushed his underwear down and off his feet. Underneath, he had been hiding an enormous dick probably 20cm long.
And… it was rock hard. Aksel started of by just casually rubbing his penis while my eyes were glued onto his body. Matthew lay in the middle on his back, waiting for his sexually partner to approach him. Aksel lifted his leg above and across Matthews head so the he had Matthews head was in between his legs, right under his cock.
And then physical contact. He downed it in one gulp and was deepthroating like crazy. He started bobbing his head and aksel was moaning. Aksel reached out for Matthews cock shivering from the euphoria he was feeling, having his dick in Matthews mouth. He encompassed the head of Matthews penis with his tongue and teased him a little. Then popped the head in and popped it right back out and flicked at his piss hole with the tip of his tongue.
He then felt courageous and went all the way to the base of his cock and gagged but stayed there for a few seconds and pulled back out. He licked the length of his cock and then moaned:.
He grabbed his ass cheeks and spread, spit and fingered. Matthew pulled his fingers out and seductively licked them, looking straight towards Frederik.
Frederik walked up to the duo and went on all fours with his ass in Matthews face. Frederik stuck his fucking hard cock into Aksels gaping ass facing the opposite direction as him while pushing his hole into Matthews face for him to rim.
Matthew grabbed his cheeks and thrusted his whole tongue in his asshole out of surprise Frederik suddenly jutted his member straight into Aksels ass with him in pain he accidentally bit Matthews cock a little.
All the were thoroughly enjoying this… Aksel to muffle his own screams shoved Matthews cock deeper into his throat just tipping Matthew to the other side making him spur his love juice into his mouth and throat. Aksel conserved as much cum in his mouth but it just kept pouring out of the side of his mouth.
Matthew stood up softly rubbing his softer cock. Frederik turned around and got in a missionary position with Aksel. They then started sharing Matthews cum and fighting over it passionately kissing with cum dripping and spilling onto Aksels face.
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